Greg MearesFunny | Greg Meares http://www.gregmeares.com Call Center, Internet Marketer and Cool Dude! Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:03:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.gregmeares.com http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/mbp-favicon/GregMeares45xs.jpg Greg Meares Which Is More Bizarre? http://www.gregmeares.com/which-is-more-bizarre/ http://www.gregmeares.com/which-is-more-bizarre/#comments Wed, 15 Dec 2010 03:48:36 +0000 Greg Meares http://www.gregmeares.com/?p=536 // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); }); Ok so vote… Which is more bizarre, this video or what are government is doing with our money?   Vote by leaving a comment!!]]> // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

Ok so vote…

Which is more bizarre, this video or what are government is doing with our money?

 

Vote by leaving a comment!!

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/which-is-more-bizarre/feed/ 1 Secret to “The Secret” http://www.gregmeares.com/secre-to-the-secret/ http://www.gregmeares.com/secre-to-the-secret/#comments Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:24:31 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/06/16/secre-to-the-secret/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

I found this video about the "Secret" online and I thought you would get a kick out of it!

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/secre-to-the-secret/feed/ 0 This is Funny, But Glad It Wasn’t Me http://www.gregmeares.com/this-is-funny-but-glad-it-wasnt-me/ http://www.gregmeares.com/this-is-funny-but-glad-it-wasnt-me/#comments Thu, 03 May 2007 14:51:19 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/05/03/this-is-funny-but-glad-it-wasnt-me/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

Do you think the guy in this video had any idea that this was getting ready to happen.  After watching this, you would think somebody would recruit this animal for the next series of a self defense program:

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/this-is-funny-but-glad-it-wasnt-me/feed/ 0 Is This Ok To Laugh About? http://www.gregmeares.com/is-this-ok-to-laugh-about/ http://www.gregmeares.com/is-this-ok-to-laugh-about/#comments Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:41:11 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/03/12/is-this-ok-to-laugh-about/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

I feel bad…

When I first saw this video I laughed out loud.  Then I thought to myself, "Am I a bad person for laughing?"

Don’t answer that.  Just watch the video and then you can answer that question.

 

 

 So, am I a bad person? 

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/is-this-ok-to-laugh-about/feed/ 0 Cheerleading Bloopers http://www.gregmeares.com/cheerleading-bloppers/ http://www.gregmeares.com/cheerleading-bloppers/#comments Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:23:23 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/03/09/cheerleading-bloppers/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

Both of my daughter’s have a big cheerleading competition tomorrow and Sunday in Fort Worth, so my wife and her sister decided to get a hotel room and went down tonight.

My oldest daughter just called and said, "Dad, you need to take a look at youtube.com and look at the cheerleading bloppers, they’re hilarious."

So I did and I found this one.  I think you’ll like it.  That is if you like to laugh! 

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/cheerleading-bloppers/feed/ 0 He Needs a Helmet! http://www.gregmeares.com/he-needs-a-helmet/ http://www.gregmeares.com/he-needs-a-helmet/#comments Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:18:17 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/03/06/he-needs-a-helmet/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

No matter what kind of day you are having today or had, it’s got to be better than this guy.  Here is another great example of the value of moderations.

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Now For the video…

 

]]> http://www.gregmeares.com/he-needs-a-helmet/feed/ 0 Check Out This Funny Video http://www.gregmeares.com/check-out-this-video/ http://www.gregmeares.com/check-out-this-video/#comments Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:24:33 +0000 Greg Meares http://gregmeares.com/2007/02/25/check-out-this-video/ // Create the tooltips only on document load jQuery(document).ready(function() { // Use the each() method to gain access to each elements attributes jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').each(function() { jQuery(this).mouseover(function() { jQuery(this).css({'text-decoration':'underline'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).mouseout(function() { jQuery('.optin_keywordlink a[href]').css({'text-decoration':'none'}).show().fadeIn(1000); }); jQuery(this).qtip( { content: { text: 'Loading...', ajax: { url: 'http://www.gregmeares.com/wp-content/plugins/listevolution/template.php?key='+jQuery(this).attr('rel') , }, title: { } }, position: { at: "top right", // Position the tooltip my: "left center", viewport: jQuery(window) // Keep the tooltip on-screen at all times }, show: { solo: true, // Only show one tooltip at a time event: "mouseover" }, hide: "unfocus", events: { hide: function(event, api) { jQuery('.optin-video').html(''); }}, style: { tip: true, classes: "ui-tooltip-dark ui-tooltip-rounded ui-tooltip-shadow" } }) }) // Make sure it doesn't follow the link when we click it .click(function(event) { event.preventDefault(); }); });

Kylee (my daughter) and I just got home from her soccer game and I wanted to put together a quick video for one of my new websites, www,virtualmediasuccess.com, the site is not complete but you get the general idea.

I set her up in the living room with a coloring book and put on her favorite show, (Spongebob Squarepants),  Then I ran back into my office knowing that I only had a few minutes.

Well I tried to record the video once and didn’t like it.  I got ready to start it again, when she walked in.  Kylee jumped up into my lap and I figured what the hey.  I’ll take another practice run.

While I was recording the video, completely serious and focused on the camera,  she was busy…

 

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